Lookin Rough

So this week on True Life: I'm Ratchet. Third party observers, based off my physical appearance, can only assume I am homeless and live in a gutter. Walking to class I literally look as if I rose straight from the sewage, like straight up crawling out of the storm drain at 9 am. Not only is my appearance terrifying but the looks of others once they see me is also frightening. I JUST WANT TO POINT OUT: Its completely classic how whenever I look like I'm going to audition to work in a haunted house EVERY attractive male at Texas State decides to be out and about HOWEVER whenever I look remotely decent every hot guy is like "I think I'm going to sleep in- all day." ALSO I just want to say: No random person, I am not sick??? and yes I am okay. I may look like a cancer patent after chemo but I am not sick?? I try to explain to others that its October and I am trying to go along with the Halloween spirt. (That doesn't ever work). 

There are pros and cons to looking like a dirty mop: Cons are my nonexistent love life and other obvious factors. Pros are people throw spare change at me and sometimes give me free food out of pity. Another plus side is everyone is afraid to approach me so I end up getting a lot of homework done! I stay focused since no one is there to distract me. So this week: My tragic physical appearance, lack of sleep and love life has just been ON POINT. pretty solid.